Tappy Turd has everything, and by everything I of course mean slightly more than nothing. Go Go super bullet list of features!!!
- Ultra cheesy repetitive, yet strangely compelling and uplifting music track by some bloke called Scribe (which i found on opengameart.org, cheers dude!).
- Super simple one finger gameplay, tap on the screen and tappy will hop in that direction (even if he's already airborne because physics means nothing to a living dog turd).
- Amazing(ish) emergent game-play thanks to Unity's 2D physics system. Because even a living dog turd can't ignore physics forever.
- Super hardcore difficulty, because apparently that's a thing now. Actually its probably not that hard but my girlfriend really couldn't get anywhere..... sooo.... yeah....
- Never ending levels (well level) also a thing now. Just keep trying to go higher or something. Hey you downloaded it!
- A cute little loveable main character in an utterly random and entirely impenetrable story. "Abandoned by
